FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
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