And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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