But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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