I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
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