Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
Rumble strips road head = magical
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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