Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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