are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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