You surviving the open bar?
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I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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