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I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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