i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
Randomize
