we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
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