It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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