He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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