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I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
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