How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
I currently don't understand fingers.
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