he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
Randomize
