you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
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