We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
He shit in the fireplace
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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