Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
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