Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
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