what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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