I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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