I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
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