Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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