also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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