Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
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