His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
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