I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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