I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
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