Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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