Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
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