i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
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