I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
she peed on how many people?
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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