if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
My pussy is not your playground.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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