put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
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