Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
There r osticjed everywhere
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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