I tried to use my car keys to open my door
I just started a sentence with yellow.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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