Do you still have your period?
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
Randomize
