This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
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