Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
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