I slept walked to the toilet and woke up pooping. Easily one of the most disorienting events of my life.
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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