Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
He better not be in your backpack
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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