Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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