So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
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