What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
She's the barista slut.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
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