They should really pass out barf bags in church
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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