Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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