butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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