Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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