I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Are my feet made of real feet?
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
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